From 3b8d4c4f0d03d7e0951049611384c61d1d498f3a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: u <@>
Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2026 10:17:43 +0200
Subject: a

---
 src/lib.rs | 48 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--------
 1 file changed, 40 insertions(+), 8 deletions(-)

(limited to 'src/lib.rs')

diff --git a/src/lib.rs b/src/lib.rs
index 1276657..0576324 100644
--- a/src/lib.rs
+++ b/src/lib.rs
@@ -1,9 +1,25 @@
+#![allow(mutable_transmutes)]
 use maud::{html, Markup, PreEscaped, DOCTYPE};
 use regex::Regex;
+use std::mem::{take, transmute};
 use worker::*;
 
 pub mod solar;
-use crate::solar::{dow, ganzhi, solar, SexagenaryDate, Term, TERMS};
+use crate::solar::{dow, solar};
+
+async fn text(r: &mut Response) -> Result<String> {
+    match r.body() {
+        ResponseBody::Body(bytes) => unsafe {
+            let bytes = transmute::<&Vec<u8>, &mut Vec<u8>>(bytes);
+            Ok(String::from_utf8_unchecked(take(bytes)))
+        },
+        ResponseBody::Empty => Ok(String::new()),
+        ResponseBody::Stream(_) => unsafe {
+            let bytes = r.bytes().await?;
+            Ok(String::from_utf8_unchecked(bytes))
+        },
+    }
+}
 
 #[event(fetch)]
 async fn fetch(req: Request, env: Env, _ctx: Context) -> Result<Response> {
@@ -17,12 +33,24 @@ async fn fetch(req: Request, env: Env, _ctx: Context) -> Result<Response> {
         .get_async("/shitpit", |req, ctx| async move {
             let u = req.url()?;
             let a = ctx.env.assets("ASSETS")?;
-            let mut a = a.fetch(u.join("/_/diary")?, None).await?;
-            let a = a.text().await?;
+            let mut a = a.fetch(u.join("_/diary")?, None).await?;
+            let a = text(&mut a).await?;
             let re = Regex::new(
                 r"(0[1-9]|[1-9]|1[0-2])\/(0[1-9]|[1-9]|1\d|2\d|3[01])\/(\d{2})$",
             ).unwrap();
             bone("shitpit", "look in the sky! it's a bird! it's a plane! no it's superego!", html! {
+                p {
+                    "The numbering system for people (#1, #2, ...) is arbitrary and "
+                    "the numbers do not denote interpersonal proximity."
+                }
+                p {
+                    "The Chinese characters next to Western dates (mm/dd/yy format) are "
+                    "traditional Chinese "
+                    a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexagenary_cycle" {
+                        "Sexagenary cycle"
+                    }
+                    " dates."
+                }
                 pre {
                     @for x in a.split('\n').map(|l| {
                         let l = l.trim();
@@ -64,7 +92,7 @@ async fn fetch(req: Request, env: Env, _ctx: Context) -> Result<Response> {
             })
         })
         .get("/about", |_, _| {
-            bone("about", "And they completely goddamn disrespected me! Little idiots! Idiots!", html! {
+            bone("about", "And they completely goddamn disrespected me! Little idiots! Idiots!!", html! {
                 p style="padding: 1vw" {
                     "Ataxia is a nervous system dysfunction consisting of poor coördination of muscle movements such as gait abnormalities, slurring of speech, and eye movement issues."
                     br; br;
@@ -181,12 +209,16 @@ body {
 fn menu(nav: &str) -> Markup {
     html! {
         div class="nav" {
-            @let mut navs = ["home", "shitpit", "about"].iter().peekable();
+            @let mut navs = [
+                ("home", "/"),
+                ("shitpit", "/shitpit"),
+                ("about", "/about"),
+            ].iter().peekable();
             @while let Some(&n) = navs.next() {
-                a class=(if n == nav { "menuon" } else { "menu" }) href={"/" (n)} {
-                    (n)
+                a class=(if n.0 == nav { "menuon" } else { "menu" }) href=(n.1) {
+                    (n.0)
                 }
-                @if navs.next().is_some() {
+                @if navs.peek().is_some() {
                     " / "
                 }
             }
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