From 18798b4fe566aaf510caaf4843cdd1fdfc1a40a3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: mion <>
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2026 23:07:17 +0000
Subject: help
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diff --git a/content/.How_To_Surveil_The_World.md b/content/.How_To_Surveil_The_World.md
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+this page will explore how to make a 1984-esque surviellence society with current technology and the law, in the perspective of a government. seems quite easy in my head.
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+# Darknet Markets (For Drugs :o)
+
+* what they are
+
+Darknet markets are markets on the darknet, which is TOR all the time. They are usually for buying shit that are illegal, like drugs. They are the most anonymous and privacy&freedom-loving then any other site like ebay amazon etc. You pay with crypto, hopefully Monero.
+
+* feds whining, seizures
+
+Goverments hate this. Playing wackamole with darknet markets will stop drugs somehow.
+
+* payment
+
+Cryptocurrency
+
+* safety, more trust
+
+You are more safer getting stuff from markets than random street dealers. You can gain trust with the reviews from other buyers.
+
+* making one, seizure hardening
+
+```
+FE -> ? -> BE
+```
+
+
+
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+This website is powered by DESU.
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+# Imageboard Ban Evasion Guide
+
+todo
+
+## IP address
+
+For evading, the most critical part will be your IP Address. You can always use VPNs and your mobile data, but **residential proxies** are the best for this. Residential proxies are hard (or expensive) to detect. Make sure to pay under $3/GB and use crypto.
+
+### How to use them
+
+Download the [FoxyProxy](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/foxyproxy-standard/) extension and put your proxy into it. Use SOCKS5 but if your provider only has HTTP, its fine.
+
+\>browsers, fingerprinting etc
+Firefox is fine, you should turn on settings where it deletes everything when you close the browser.
+
+https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/canvasblocker/
+
+\>cookies
+
+If you get banned, clear your cookies by restarting your browser or deleting cookies in Dev Tools.
+
+\>CP (ILLEGAL DO NOT POST)
+
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diff --git a/content/LFR_Vans.md b/content/LFR_Vans.md
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+Theres now these police vans in the UK which do live facial recognition. Useless and dumb and useless.
+
+They say that they delete everything immediately if you're 'innocent', but how can you prove that?
+
+(TODO - write shit about LFR vans)
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+>Oi you need a loicence for this website m8
+
+All text and media that I created on this website are under the WTFPL, which follows:
+
+
+
+```
+ DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+ Version 2, December 2004
+
+ Copyright (C) 2026
+
+ Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+ copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
+ as the name is changed.
+
+ DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+ TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+
+ 0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
+
+```
+
+
+
+Media, etc not made by me are under the copyright of their owners. Surely nobody cares, right?
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+Shit government, somehow a 1st world country when everything sucks.
+
+Did you know that theres about a million barber shops and off licences in England?
+
+
diff --git a/content/about_me.md b/content/about_me.md
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+I dont really have a username, people called me with multiple names I had over time but i'm too paranoid to use any of them. I'm not using neetloli or something, lol
+
+Some facts about me that nobody cares about:
+
+* I am a zoomy zoom zoomer.
+
+* I'm male.
+
+* I'm a sperg.
+
+* I live in the UK.
+
+* I get described as nonchalant.
+
+* My political beliefs are quite leftist and lolbertarian.
+
+* I accept everyone, hopefully.
+
+* I'm white.
+
+* I may regret everything I say on this site in a few years.
+
+* I'm a fucking degenerate.
+
+* I'm not good at anything at all.
+
+* 
+
+* I'm not a NEET.
+
+**Likes:** Nothing, Computers, Autism, Otaku Culture, Cats, Autistcore, Bedrotting, Moe, Unix-like, Enlightenment, Thinkpads, Freedom, Not Giving a Shit, Porn, Weird People, Larping, You, Existentialism, Goyslop, Amphetamines, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
+
+**Dislikes:** Life, Computers, Me, Society, Borders, United Kingdom, USA, People, Apple, Microsoft, Google, Cloudflare, OpenAI, Everything Else, the State of the Internet, Smartphones (hypocrite), Android, iOS, React, My Website, Surviellance, Being Judged, Consumerism, SF Bay Area Macbook Nerds, KYC, Visa, Mastercard, "Cards Only", Paypal, Banks, Intellectual Property, WebAssembly, Chromebooks, Paying for Public Transport, Minimum Wage, Discord, Matrix, XMPP, Email, Socializing, Flatpak, Age, .dev, Fandom
+
+
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+My website started in around June 2025, I think.
+
+Short dates on my website are done in non-American format, for example 09/11/2001 would be the 9th of November on 2001.
+
+This site gets generated with a bash script. Pages are written in markdown (mostly) which is then converted to HTML. Stuff like Hugo is a pain and too confusing for me.
+
+This site is [licensed](LICENSE.html) under WTFPL.
+
+
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+TODO: automate this shite
+
+Is it "Blogs" or "Articles"?
+
+* [The Perfect Phone](the_perfect_phone.html)
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+
+Cloudflare is a glowie project. It just is because I said so. Anyways who WOULDN'T be interested in a good chunk of global HTTPS traffic? I would, a lot of governments would, probably.
+
+TBH for shit other than MITMing your site its really really good being a free service. DNS is instant, Well free dns from registrar works just fine but some registrars can be slow.
+
+
+
+^^^ schizo (true) diagram
+
+https://gitgud.io/dCF/deCloudflare
+
+On the 18th of November 2025 Cloudflare was down for a few hours which means 99% of the western Internet was down. Everyone is TOO reliant on CF, a majority of sites don't need it and a majority of sites' backend IPs can be found pretty easily on sites such as Censys.
+
+
+
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
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+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
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+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+CLOUDFLARE IS THE DEVIL
+
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+todo
+
+## Crunchbits
+
+## incognet
+
+## kyun.host
+
+A mildly useless host since it uses Crunchbits for USA and iHostArt for Romania. Cool looking site but its too bloated. Requires ZERO information about you, which is a plus. It's better to use their upstream providers, since they both accept moneroz anyways.
+
+## ihostart
+
+Its cheap, hosted in Romania. Servers more down than up.
+
+## advin
+
+Really good for the price
+
+
+others
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+Hai, I'm a **neetlo.li** and this is my wiki/blog/whatever. Welcome!
+
+I'm quite boring, TOO BORING, but I like technology and other similar stuff. I cant be bothered to do anything like making this shit website.
+
+Not using HTTPS on this site is FULLY recommended to show your [ISP, transit providers and various government agencies](trace.php) how based you are.
+
+I showcase my uninteresting and lame thoughts on stuff, check out the [page list](pages.html).
+
+[Here's some shit about me.](about_me.html)
+
+My electronic mail address is [**shion**@pissmail.com](mailto:nobody) if you would like to talk to me. Please do. ^_^
+
+No PGP key because I'm not selling drugs.
+
+
+
+This website is powered by DESU
+
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+May put shit everyday if I want to, datamining ^_^
+
+### 01/02/26
+
+I've added a style selector onto the site if you have JS on. Only a few styles at the moment but I'll make more fun styles soon. moe.css isnt moe enough...
+
+Anyways nothing is going on. Happy February!
+
+### 22/01/26
+
+New journal update. Been playing a bit of Minecraft with friends in the past few days, its fun but man new Minecraft sucks. It's so soulless compared to the 2010's. :(
+
+### 13/01/26
+
+Watched Haibane Renmei. It was pretty good. Funnily enough I've had Haibane Renmei artwork for my computer wallpapers when I haven't even watched it lol. To be fair though, Abe Yoshitoshi's art style is quite stunning and beautiful to look at. One day I would like to create art with a similar style as him, though I'm not an art guy sadly.
+
+Anyways, I have added an email you can contact me with on the home page. Am I going to periodically check it? *Maybe,* if there will be a flow of emails that I'm obligated to look at. Email for me is just a place to get verification codes. It's such a shame to see the state of email, It's too centralized and its a mild pain to self-host email and having your mail sent reliably when there's racketeering organizations such as Spamhaus harassing hosting providers. (blah blah blah I will probably continue next time on a dedicated page.)
+
+### 07/01/26
+
+New journal update. I have been reading more recently. I'm nearly done with the first volume of Spice & Wolf's light novel and it seems that it goes a different direction than the (original) anime from the few episodes I watched a while ago. Fun to read.
+
+### 01/01/26
+
+Happy new year. I would say 2025 wasn't really much interesting. It seems that every year passes it gets worser and worser. Anyways, hopefully I will bother to do interesting stuff that I been thinking about this year. 99.9% of 2025 was me meaninglessly bedrotting (okay, maybe I should stop thinking about sad stuff like this). At the end of 2026 I want to see my site to be filled with so much dogshit, at the moment its a bit barren... probably because I JUST started it.
+
+# **2025**
+
+### 23/12/25
+
+I watched Welcome to the NHK. It's good (a bit hard to watch though), but it has made me a little bit more depressed. I should read the original novel since the anime apparently redacts quite a lot of the cool stuff... Something Misaki said (IIRC) was that ones that think of themselves being successful tend to ones that don't do anything, which I relate to quite a lot. I wish I had someone like her IRL......
+
+### 19/12/25
+
+The trackpad for my lolpad was being a bit fucky with me so I removed it and blowed air on it. Problem solved. Anyways, the [iFixit Guide](https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Lenovo+ThinkPad+T470+TrackPad+Replacement/141431) about it says that you have to disassemble the whole laptop in order to access it, you don't lol. I could just edit it for them, but I won't because theres a comment about it.
+
+I took a walk.
+
+### 13/12/25
+
+I spend too much damn time looking at a screen, I should stop.
+
+I got these old computing books at a bookshop a week ago. 2 of them are about making a website, another one a KISS guide on Windows ME, and another one about teaching yourself computers and the Internet ***VISUALLY***. They're pretty cool and soulful but will I read them? Probably not, but maybe I could use them to help make my site :')
+
+### 12/12/25
+
+Nothing, nothing, nothing. Still alive.
+
+
+### 08/12/25
+
+Yup, truly a dud.
+
+> Furthermore, I dont think its the board thats the issue, it seems to be the component on the bottom left of the laptop, I think I will put the old board back in with the new component which came with the motherboard I got.
+
+You can't change it. It has the security chip in it, which is locked in with the motherboard. Everything is PERFECTLY FINE but no, "IBM Embedded Security hardware tamper detected". FUCK SECURITY.
+
+Maybe its possible to flash the BIOS so it doesnt give a shit but the thing is theres basically no information on that and I have never done it before.
+
+### 07/12/25
+
+Its a dud, I think. For some reason, the display doesnt turn on most of the time when turning it on, its a pain to boot anything and when it does it goes black. I could just be ADHD and not giving it enough time. Anyways it won't turn on anymore after I unplugged the charger, did I short it?
+
+Furthermore, I dont think its the board thats the issue, it seems to be the component on the bottom left of the laptop, I think I will put the old board back in with the new component which came with the motherboard I got.
+
+### 05/12/25
+
+Gave it a go at replacing the motherboard, sadly I only have 2 braincells so I didn't complete it. I will probably have to disassemble the whole laptop in order to replace it. Its hinge cover is fucked for some reason, won't screw off with one screw skipping with loads of resistance for some reason. hopefully i can do it!!!!!
+
+### 03/12/25
+
+Did mostly nothing today, recieved a package for a motherboard for an old thinkpad that needs a new one I think. Will do later in the weekend.
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+Monero is an anonymous, no bullshit cryptocurrency.
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+A page on what devices I use, etc.
+
+## Main Compoopter
+
+My main laptop is a Thinkpad T470 with an Intel Core i5 6200U, 8GB of DDR4 2133Mhz RAM, and 1TB of M.2 SSD storage. I bought it for under £100 in around October 2024. I quite like it and it can do everything I need to do, which is web-browsing and watching anime and VNs and shit. It had 256GB of storage but I swapped it for a 1TB one. The battery isn't great but its always getting charged anyways. It ran Debian GNU/Linux 12 with XFCE and then 13 using sway instead, sorry Xchads, transland runs more smoothly with neither tearing or stuttering. :P
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+This brand new INNOVATIVE [iPhone 9237 Pro Max](apple.html) has 9234% more performance that you didnt need in the first place, just $999999999.
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+Since you basically need to have a phone in modern day society, I want to be survielled in STYLE. Every phone nowadays are locked down, addictive, soulless, fragile slabs of glass and metal that lasts about a week max. Here is my idea for what the perfect phone would be.
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+This is a good device to give to children, it allows them to contact Mommy and Daddy without risking them watch short-form content 24/7. {Or never give them one. Best option.}
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+The phone should just be an extension to your normal computer. If you can't do it on the phone, then you should just do it **inconveniently** on your PC.
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Cloudflare is a glowie project. It just is because I said so. Anyways who WOULDN'T be interested in a good chunk of global HTTPS traffic? I would, a lot of governments would, probably.
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On the 18th of November 2025 Cloudflare was down for a few hours which means 99% of the western Internet was down. Everyone is TOO reliant on CF, a majority of sites don't need it and a majority of sites' backend IPs can be found pretty easily on sites such as Censys.
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A mildly useless host since it uses Crunchbits for USA and iHostArt for Romania. Cool looking site but its too bloated. Requires ZERO information about you, which is a plus. It's better to use their upstream providers, since they both accept moneroz anyways.
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May put shit everyday if I want to, datamining ^_^
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I've added a style selector onto the site if you have JS on. Only a few styles at the moment but I'll make more fun styles soon. moe.css isnt moe enough...
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22/01/26
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New journal update. Been playing a bit of Minecraft with friends in the past few days, its fun but man new Minecraft sucks. It's so soulless compared to the 2010's. :(
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13/01/26
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Watched Haibane Renmei. It was pretty good. Funnily enough I've had Haibane Renmei artwork for my computer wallpapers when I haven't even watched it lol. To be fair though, Abe Yoshitoshi's art style is quite stunning and beautiful to look at. One day I would like to create art with a similar style as him, though I'm not an art guy sadly.
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Anyways, I have added an email you can contact me with on the home page. Am I going to periodically check it? Maybe, if there will be a flow of emails that I'm obligated to look at. Email for me is just a place to get verification codes. It's such a shame to see the state of email, It's too centralized and its a mild pain to self-host email and having your mail sent reliably when there's racketeering organizations such as Spamhaus harassing hosting providers. (blah blah blah I will probably continue next time on a dedicated page.)
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New journal update. I have been reading more recently. I'm nearly done with the first volume of Spice & Wolf's light novel and it seems that it goes a different direction than the (original) anime from the few episodes I watched a while ago. Fun to read.
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Happy new year. I would say 2025 wasn't really much interesting. It seems that every year passes it gets worser and worser. Anyways, hopefully I will bother to do interesting stuff that I been thinking about this year. 99.9% of 2025 was me meaninglessly bedrotting (okay, maybe I should stop thinking about sad stuff like this). At the end of 2026 I want to see my site to be filled with so much dogshit, at the moment its a bit barren... probably because I JUST started it.
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I watched Welcome to the NHK. It's good (a bit hard to watch though), but it has made me a little bit more depressed. I should read the original novel since the anime apparently redacts quite a lot of the cool stuff... Something Misaki said (IIRC) was that ones that think of themselves being successful tend to ones that don't do anything, which I relate to quite a lot. I wish I had someone like her IRL......
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The trackpad for my lolpad was being a bit fucky with me so I removed it and blowed air on it. Problem solved. Anyways, the iFixit Guide about it says that you have to disassemble the whole laptop in order to access it, you don't lol. I could just edit it for them, but I won't because theres a comment about it.
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I got these old computing books at a bookshop a week ago. 2 of them are about making a website, another one a KISS guide on Windows ME, and another one about teaching yourself computers and the Internet VISUALLY. They're pretty cool and soulful but will I read them? Probably not, but maybe I could use them to help make my site :')
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Nothing, nothing, nothing. Still alive.
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Yup, truly a dud.
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Its a dud, I think. For some reason, the display doesnt turn on most of the time when turning it on, its a pain to boot anything and when it does it goes black. I could just be ADHD and not giving it enough time. Anyways it won't turn on anymore after I unplugged the charger, did I short it?
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My main laptop is a Thinkpad T470 with an Intel Core i5 6200U, 8GB of DDR4 2133Mhz RAM, and 1TB of M.2 SSD storage. I bought it for under £100 in around October 2024. I quite like it and it can do everything I need to do, which is web-browsing and watching anime and VNs and shit. It had 256GB of storage but I swapped it for a 1TB one. The battery isn't great but its always getting charged anyways. It ran Debian GNU/Linux 12 with XFCE and then 13 using sway instead, sorry Xchads, transland runs more smoothly with neither tearing or stuttering. :P
Since you basically need to have a phone in modern day society, I want to be survielled in STYLE. Every phone nowadays are locked down, addictive, soulless, fragile slabs of glass and metal that lasts about a week max. Here is my idea for what the perfect phone would be.
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It will have upgradable storage via micro SD, and an easily replaceable battery. {Thinkpad style? That would be dope.} The camera will be good enough for decent pictures and video. The ports it will have is a USB-C port and a headphone jack, maybe more if necessary.
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This is a good device to give to children, it allows them to contact Mommy and Daddy without risking them watch short-form content 24/7. {Or never give them one. Best option.}
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The phone should just be an extension to your normal computer. If you can't do it on the phone, then you should just do it inconveniently on your PC.
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The sad truth
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